LTDW Part II

Like the continent of Atlantis, the Girls Only Forum has sunk into the massive shithole that is Warbears.com. Without their useless piece of internet real estate, many Wargirls will likely starve to death, due to lack of masturbating themselves to Mandy praise; and utterly shallow conversations. Even though it is in the past; it is my duty to unearth the ancient artifacts, of their once thriving civilization of lolz. And so; LE TOUR DU WARGIRLS lives on!



As we know; Mandy conceived WarGirls, to protect innocent 10 year old girls from the harsh, cold clutches of reality. It is in such an environment that the WarGirls operated; that idiosyncratically created an abominable cluster of morons, incapable of self-thought. But; their cluelessness and inability to discern that someone may be aware of their acts, led myself to discover a treasure trove of lulz that lay at the foundation of their retarded group orgy. Had their forum not been deleted; it would have been the perfect opportunity to dissect each and every one of their blissfully unaware babblings. Alas; life is tough for a Warfag, and I can only interpret what once was WarGirls.

Of course; the most epic of epic traits of the typical WarGirl; is her blind allegiance to My Chemical Romance (or MCR, because words over five letters are far to complex to repeatedly chant for the average WG) despite the fact that they are the worst product of the music industry since, well, let's just leave it at “they're crap.” In fact as illustrated here:


They obviously can't get enough of MCR's uninspired, emo, chart-topping hits. As stated above there was not one, but TWO lengthy topics about MCR; AND a “Girls Rock – Music” forum that no doubt contained many-a-MCR-crooning; despite the existance of a somewhat unbiased topic in the music section. Apparently Wargirls do not like to be subject to diverse opinions.

But, any of the disturbed locals could assure you; the topics are monumentally different, i.e. One has a poll. The exact poll is something like “Who is the fittest guy in MCR” which is sad considering they are all unhealthily frail(starving yourself much?). So, their reasoning for such excessive MCR banter, is that one topic is talking about their music; and another is talking about the band itself, or some sort of illogical Bullshit.

Even considering their enthusiasm, they barely managed to discuss anything. Both topics dragged on, with one member saying they like MCR and all the other members quoting and agreeing with them, even if the had already confirmed that they were fans. This would continue until another hapless girl walked into their trap, and it restarted; like some sort of recurring nightmare. In fact the entire forum embodied this structure; as if they were so mentally challenged they were only able to garner the most basic of functions. A god damn single-celled organism has more character depth then the cookie-cutter failures of WG.

Well, thanks for reading once again. Be prepared for more rantings, as I detail the obscure ruins of WG in; LE TOUR DE WARGIRLS!