Herza's 'Tuesday Tyranny' Episode 1: God, are you there?

I'll start this entry with a word of warning: Don't expect anything great, this entry is the result of 10 seconds of brainstorming. Also, it will be short. Pretty fucking short. You see me typing random crap to make it look longer? Yeah, it's gonna be that short. Anyhoo, let's get on with the damn entry.



Today, I had religion class. Yes, Christian religion. Protestantic Christian religion. "But Mister Herzapplikator", you might ask, "Why would you go to their classes?" Well, for one, it's more fun than the other subjects. It basically gives you two hours of singing, fun, and sleep every week. Other than that, it gives you an inside view. You learn about their beliefs, their festivities (Like the infamous "Look, Jesus died!" or the "OMG, Zombie Jesus returned" day, just 3 days after that. Some of those fags even travel 3 digit amounts of miles on said days, only to get themselves crucified for 5 minutes).

Fun Fact: Hundreds of murderers died on the cross, so it would get them closer to THEM, not Jesus.
Fun Fag: Ioji

Also, our teacher is damn sexy. I mean, he's male, but his grin and his hair, his soft voice....

Our topic was "Time". The thing Christianity revolves around. He wanted us to get together in groups of four, choose jobs, and write about their working time. After half a minute of thinking, I chose a pastor. Five days of doing whatever you want, one evening of preparation, one hour of work. Probably the best job ever. Needless to say, the teacher wasn't quite as amazed as I was. He's a pastor himself, in some small village nearby. His world was shattered, as he said "You have a completely wrong picture there." I was about to rant about his religion, but I managed to stop, ending the conversation with a simple "We didn't even draw a fucking picture!".

Now, you may wonder why I told you about that stuff, and the answer is simple: It's Tuesday, and there was nothing to write about.