LE TOUR DU WARGIRLS, Episode I: An Introduction to Madness.

Well; when War Girls was first made, like many male members I was all like "wtf?" Despite the fact it was sexist, Ioji went through with it and gave girls their own place to talk about girl things; vaginas I assume. I looked in there maybe once to see if anything of interest was going on. There wasn't. So now that I'm leaving WB to rot in its own feces, I thought might as well take a look at one of the first signs of doom that WB was batshit insane. And oh god that place is fucked up. So, for your viewing pleasure (and lulz), I'd like to introduce: This new feature, in which we will analyze just how fucked up the Girls Only Forum (or Wargirls) is.








First thing of notice is the fact that there is next to no activity there. There are only 35 or so topics (2 of which are stickies and 5 of which are locked.) If you're going to single-handedly alienate an entire gender, at least have a reason to back it up.



WG's failure was imminent from the very first post:



Let's break this down.

The same forum rules apply here with the addition of

YOU R ALOWED TO ACT RETARDED!!11

NO BOYS ALLOWED! This is a male-based forum and it's difficult for us girls to find things to post about.

Oh nevermind. What's this bullshit about nothing to post about? What makes you think an all girl forum will produce anything interesting? For Gods sake, get some real friends; this is a flash game forum, not a forum about being a girl.

Here, the female members wont have anything to worry about.

Lolwut?
Be warned girls,
I WILL EAT YOU IF YOU POST ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE FORUM!!1

No boys allowed to post!

NO WAI

WARNING: Posts from male members will be deleted and you will get a warning.

Warning about warnings? It's like if you were to read a billboard that says, 'Look out, there's a stop sign ahead!' But since you wasted time reading that you've already plowed through a kid on a bike. Oh well.

3 warnings and you will be banned.

In case you thought WG =/= SRS BSNS!

You can see the whole topic here: http://www.warbears.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=575
Notice how any male member showing disapproval gets slapped with a warning while every 10 year old loli tweentard is welcomed as one of their own.

More as it comes.