AU REVOIR LTDW

So, I leave for one day and everything goes to shit. Our forum gets removed, the blog is devoid of posts, and I've lost all contact with Ben. Whatever, let's get to the point. This will be my last message, because my unban agreement requires me to quit WFU. So here is the final installment of LTDW. I'll try to cover all the bases that I had planned to write about.

First of all a critical thing I forgot to include in the mcr speech, was the fact that the infamous ssttor [ http://youtube.com/watch?v=St0XX8bMcjw ] received news about MCR through an MSN notifier (BTW Notifier = Stalker.) I can just picture a USB cord injected into her vein, giving her life support through to-the-minute updates on Mikey Way's dentist appointment. It's also worth pointing out that since WG's deletion, topics in the music section have been revamped with a fresh layer of "I Hart EM CEE ARR."

There's some other things I've wanted to discuss; like the cruelly ironic amount of topics about Boys. "HAY GRRLS WE GOT OUR OWN FORUM. LETS TALK ABOUT BOYS!!1" I mean please, grow up. This isnt a secret club for your immature gossip. It's a forum; meant to produce good conversation. Some people in WB may never understand that. The rest of what I wanted to talk about was either coolsweets lulzery, or other tidbits of stupidity lost in WG's dissapearance.

So with great dignity I would like to announce:

LE TOUR DU WARGIRLS EST OVER

And guys, If you can write some really funny stuff, get more members, rebuild the forum and expand the focus beyond an ioji hate site.; there might be something worthwhile here.

-Howie

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LTDW Part II

Like the continent of Atlantis, the Girls Only Forum has sunk into the massive shithole that is Warbears.com. Without their useless piece of internet real estate, many Wargirls will likely starve to death, due to lack of masturbating themselves to Mandy praise; and utterly shallow conversations. Even though it is in the past; it is my duty to unearth the ancient artifacts, of their once thriving civilization of lolz. And so; LE TOUR DU WARGIRLS lives on!



As we know; Mandy conceived WarGirls, to protect innocent 10 year old girls from the harsh, cold clutches of reality. It is in such an environment that the WarGirls operated; that idiosyncratically created an abominable cluster of morons, incapable of self-thought. But; their cluelessness and inability to discern that someone may be aware of their acts, led myself to discover a treasure trove of lulz that lay at the foundation of their retarded group orgy. Had their forum not been deleted; it would have been the perfect opportunity to dissect each and every one of their blissfully unaware babblings. Alas; life is tough for a Warfag, and I can only interpret what once was WarGirls.

Of course; the most epic of epic traits of the typical WarGirl; is her blind allegiance to My Chemical Romance (or MCR, because words over five letters are far to complex to repeatedly chant for the average WG) despite the fact that they are the worst product of the music industry since, well, let's just leave it at “they're crap.” In fact as illustrated here:


They obviously can't get enough of MCR's uninspired, emo, chart-topping hits. As stated above there was not one, but TWO lengthy topics about MCR; AND a “Girls Rock – Music” forum that no doubt contained many-a-MCR-crooning; despite the existance of a somewhat unbiased topic in the music section. Apparently Wargirls do not like to be subject to diverse opinions.

But, any of the disturbed locals could assure you; the topics are monumentally different, i.e. One has a poll. The exact poll is something like “Who is the fittest guy in MCR” which is sad considering they are all unhealthily frail(starving yourself much?). So, their reasoning for such excessive MCR banter, is that one topic is talking about their music; and another is talking about the band itself, or some sort of illogical Bullshit.

Even considering their enthusiasm, they barely managed to discuss anything. Both topics dragged on, with one member saying they like MCR and all the other members quoting and agreeing with them, even if the had already confirmed that they were fans. This would continue until another hapless girl walked into their trap, and it restarted; like some sort of recurring nightmare. In fact the entire forum embodied this structure; as if they were so mentally challenged they were only able to garner the most basic of functions. A god damn single-celled organism has more character depth then the cookie-cutter failures of WG.

Well, thanks for reading once again. Be prepared for more rantings, as I detail the obscure ruins of WG in; LE TOUR DE WARGIRLS!

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LE TOUR DU WARGIRLS, Episode I: An Introduction to Madness.

Well; when War Girls was first made, like many male members I was all like "wtf?" Despite the fact it was sexist, Ioji went through with it and gave girls their own place to talk about girl things; vaginas I assume. I looked in there maybe once to see if anything of interest was going on. There wasn't. So now that I'm leaving WB to rot in its own feces, I thought might as well take a look at one of the first signs of doom that WB was batshit insane. And oh god that place is fucked up. So, for your viewing pleasure (and lulz), I'd like to introduce: This new feature, in which we will analyze just how fucked up the Girls Only Forum (or Wargirls) is.








First thing of notice is the fact that there is next to no activity there. There are only 35 or so topics (2 of which are stickies and 5 of which are locked.) If you're going to single-handedly alienate an entire gender, at least have a reason to back it up.



WG's failure was imminent from the very first post:



Let's break this down.

The same forum rules apply here with the addition of

YOU R ALOWED TO ACT RETARDED!!11

NO BOYS ALLOWED! This is a male-based forum and it's difficult for us girls to find things to post about.

Oh nevermind. What's this bullshit about nothing to post about? What makes you think an all girl forum will produce anything interesting? For Gods sake, get some real friends; this is a flash game forum, not a forum about being a girl.

Here, the female members wont have anything to worry about.

Lolwut?
Be warned girls,
I WILL EAT YOU IF YOU POST ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE FORUM!!1

No boys allowed to post!

NO WAI

WARNING: Posts from male members will be deleted and you will get a warning.

Warning about warnings? It's like if you were to read a billboard that says, 'Look out, there's a stop sign ahead!' But since you wasted time reading that you've already plowed through a kid on a bike. Oh well.

3 warnings and you will be banned.

In case you thought WG =/= SRS BSNS!

You can see the whole topic here: http://www.warbears.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=575
Notice how any male member showing disapproval gets slapped with a warning while every 10 year old loli tweentard is welcomed as one of their own.

More as it comes.

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